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[[ Read Ebook ]] Ì Succubus Blues ë When it comes to jobs in hell, being a succubus seems pretty glamorous A girl can be anything she wants, the wardrobe is killer, and mortal men will do anything just for a touch Granted, they often pay with their souls, but why get technical But Seattle succubus Georgina Kincaid s life is far less exotic At least there s her day job at a local bookstore free books all the white chocolate mochas she can drink and easy access to bestselling, sexy writer, Seth Mortensen, aka He Whom She Would Give Anything to Touch but Can tBut dreaming about Seth will have to wait Something wicked is at work in Seattle s demon underground And for once, all of her hot charms and drop dead one liners won t help because Georgina s about to discover there are some creatures out there that both heaven and hell want to deny WARNING The following review is not supposed to make any sense If, through an unholy miracle, it does make sense then you should consult a doctor at once You might have an evil cotton candy monster living in your brain.After a failed attempt with The Blood That Bonds, Anzu decides to go for something else in the Urban Fantasy genre Since she is such a sadistic person she goes for Succubus Blues, another book she was sure she will hate Deep inside she was still hoping to be proven wrong Anz WARNING The following review is not supposed to make any sense If, through an unholy miracle, it does make sense then you should consult a doctor at once You might have an evil cotton candy monster living in your brain.After a failed attempt with The Blood That Bonds, Anzu decides to go for something else in the Urban Fantasy genre Since she is such a sadistic person she goes for Succubus Blues, another book she was sure she will hate Deep inside she was still hoping to be proven wrong Anzu lies in bed and starts the book Only six pages pass and the trouble starts What the hell just happened She is confused Nothing is as it should be She really the disgusting loser page six did she have And she reads on and on Nothing seems to please her What the hell is wrong with this chick She screams at the walls No one is there to hear her Sleep with Seth Mortensen Good grief It was the most preposterous thing I d ever heard It was appalling If I absorbed his life force, there was no telling how long it d be until his next book came out What the hell is wrong with you Anzu is still screaming at the book She seems to have forgotten that the book is a mere object it cannot answer all these questions Everything going okay a voice behind us asked I looked over and saw Warren, the store s owner and my occasional fuck buddy WHAT Why does she have to ruin the book with this shit Still no answer comes from the book.TheAnzu reads theshe mentions this person named Richelle Mead She seems to have developed a certain amount of hate for her She is also punching her Kindle device quite often while reading Most guys did just want to get me into bed I wasn t quite sure what to do with one who didn t Anzu s right eye is twitching rather violently I had found his defense rather endearing Also, still burning with Roman lust and now maybe Seth lust, I suddenly found Warren convenient in the wake of my grouchy succubus hunger You WHORE she screams and throws her Kindle device against the wall Surprisingly the device survives without a scratch Her expression is very similar to the following image After long painful hours, Anzu finally finishes the book She sets her Kindle device on her nightstand, gets up and slowly walks to her kitchen She takes a huge knife and walks out the door There are no shoes on her feet Anzu was gone, never to be seen again.The next day the newspaper delivers horrible news Richelle Mead has been murdered The authorities have no idea who her murderer could be 4.5 stars Love is rarely flawless, Carter pointed out Humans delude themselves by thinking it has to be It is the imperfection that makes love perfect 3.5 stars Meet succubus Georgina Kincaid Georgina Kincaid is a succubus, an immortal creature that feeds on other people s vital energy in order to survive Most of the time, she does that during sex Except for that detail about her, Georgina is a charismatic and easy going woman that works in a library She s in fact quite an interesting and entertaining character The story kicks when an immortal powerful vampire is mysteriously and unexpectedly killed after having an argument with our 3.5 stars Meet succubus Georgina Kincaid Georgina Kincaid is a succubus, an immortal creature that feeds on other people s vital energy in order to survive Most of the time, she does that during sex Except for that detail about her, Georgina is a charismatic and easy going woman that works in a library She s in fact quite an interesting and entertaining character The story kicks when an immortal powerful vampire is mysteriously and unexpectedly killed after having an argument with our main character, Georgina And so, Georgina, angel Carter, demon Jerome and some others are willing to resolve the murder and find the criminal.Now, the fact that angels, demons and vampires acknowledge each other s existence and live in harmony without contantly wanting to kill each other out is new to me And a bit disappointing, I must admit At least, I hoped some a lot of real hating between them that ll entertain me evenSadly, there wasn t There aren t actually many supernatural creatures in the town Georgina is living, as you may think, so I hope there will bein the sequels that I m eager to read.The only type of paranormal creature in Succubus Blues that I felt weren t convincing at all are the vampires I mean, vampires are supposed to technically suck blood were they because I didn t witness it , be at least a bit impulsive, maybe cruel sometimes and definitely not entirely acting like humans So, in my opinion, Richelle Mead missed the mark when she created those How ironic, isn t it The story has a lot of potential I am even thinking that the sequels may be far far better than this first book The mystery wasn t captivating, sadly An immortal vampire that is killed Seems like d j vu to me The reason I continued reading the book without rolling my eyes was definitely not the murder case even if my inner self was curious to know the nature of the criminal and why she he did it.No, the reason I kept reading with a mild but growing interest is Georgina Seth We can clearly see that those two person are quite different from one another but, still, they shared a strong common interest books The most interesting element, though, is Seth s transformation around Georgina At first, he s shy and a bit reclusive, let s face it, but, thehe got aroung HER, thehis personal space boubble shatters letting us discover a MAN inside it I hope we ll seeof him as well in the sequels.Overall, I enjoyed reading this slow yet entertaining story filled with some endearing characters, characters that ll make you smile and laugh, some that you ll definitely hate and, finally, ones that will make you want to knowof them by all means This book is choose all that apply a Boring as fish.b Wondrously crappy.c Exquisitely decaf, diet, GMO and gluten free.d Flat as my now infamous herd of ironing boards.e A safe haven for severely misunderstood drama llamas.f So PG 13 it reads like a Seizure Inducing Paranormal Chick Lit Type Thingie SIPCLTT.g ALL of the above.h ALL of the above.Quite logically, a b c d e f g h me feeling a teensy little bit like this Gif most generously provided by Sarchotic Industries, LtdHad th This book is choose all that apply a Boring as fish.b Wondrously crappy.c Exquisitely decaf, diet, GMO and gluten free.d Flat as my now infamous herd of ironing boards.e A safe haven for severely misunderstood drama llamas.f So PG 13 it reads like a Seizure Inducing Paranormal Chick Lit Type Thingie SIPCLTT.g ALL of the above.h ALL of the above.Quite logically, a b c d e f g h me feeling a teensy little bit like this Gif most generously provided by Sarchotic Industries, LtdHad this delightfully scrumptious masterpiece simply been a Lame A Saurus endeavor and nothing , I probably would have gone for a stellar 2 star rating But the author view spoiler whose name is NOT Michelle Read, contrary to what my ever decaying little grey cells will have me believe, but Richelle Mead hide spoiler decided the ghastly a b c d e f g h sum wasn t disastrous enough and went in for the kill by creating one of those irresistibly irresistible female characters I simply cannot, um, you know, resist and stuff, thus inevitably leading us down the Why the Fish Are There No Negative Ratings on Goodreads Road WtFATNNRoGR And here we are.My Little Barnacles, please allow me to introduce our amazingly endearing, ever perceptive, super dignified, highly charming, self effacing, ever thankful, trustworthy, magnificently respectful, constant as can be heroine, Georgina Kincaid Wait I think there s a problem with my Miraculous Crustacean to Puny Human Instant Translation Machine MCtPHITM Let me tweak the settings a little bit to see if I can get aaccurate rendition of my shrimpy thoughts Be right back and stuff.Okay, I think I fixed it Let s try this again, shall we My Little Barnacles, please allow me to introduce our supremely unlikeable, gloriously hare brained, no integrity or self respect guaranteed, eminently unpleasant, wonderfully self obsessed, ungrateful, fickle as fish, self important, whiny woe is me, delightfully loathsome heroine extraordinaire, Georgina Kincaid Oh my Bloody Shrimping Lord of the Stinking Fish I think I m in love and stuff Damn, looks like the MCtPHITM just misfired again It s probably due to overheating or something it s been uncommonly hot in the Mariana Trench these last few days Let me try and find a gif to properly convey the overwhelmingly affectionate feelings I have for Dear Georgina here Yes, I am feeling uncharacteristically amiable today.I have to say that Enchanting Georgina is quite the lovable character indeed and not just because her idea of a wacky evening is building a bookshelf No no no, no need to take your anti bullshit sprays out, my Wobbly Decapods I m being totally and complete honest and truthful here I do lurve the girl beyond all measure How could I not She is an overly charismatic, impossible to resist succubus after all I m pretty sure all the manly males in this masterpiece of a book would agree with me on that one I mean, every bloody shrimping single one of them falls for her about a quarter of a half second after meeting her, which seems to indicate she s got some serious Inexorably Enthralling Crap IEC going on I personally think it has something to do with her having the undying charm of a weather beaten dinoflagellate, but I could be wrong The sad thing is, I don t stand a chance with Georgina Dear Sigh She is a Certified Dude Magnet CDM , yes, but she also happens to be one of those positively enchanting female leads who do not have women friends, and whose female acquaintances are all cunning, evil bitches Which means I can forget about adopting kidnapping her and locking her up in my High Security Harem Damn I hate my nefarious life so much right now To think I could have been part of the Georgina Kincaid Love Triangle Hexagon of Doom and Oblivion And bond with my extremely enticing co lurve interests Roman, Seth, Doug and Warren during one of the super exciting swing classes Georgina teaches at her workplace after hours view spoiler don t eyeroll, don t ask hide spoiler And I will never be the subject of her Exceptionally Exceptional Double Standards EEDS , either Ah, to be Warren just so that Georgina my lover can think me a total sleazebag for repeatedly cheating on my wife with her When Dear G herself is undoubtedly innocent as the newborn shrimp and has obviously done nothing wrong I mean, it s not like she s the cheating sleazebag s paramour or anything Ah, to think I m going to miss out on such beautiful logic and impeccably principled behaviour I guess all that is left for me to do is admire Lovely G s handiwork from afar And get all fuzzy inside whenever I read about her Sweet and Not Fished Up At All Times SaNFUAAT with co lurve interest 124586 2 he asks her on a date, she says NO again and again Then she says HELL YES because duh and stuff He wants to buy her a drink, she says NO again and again Then she says HELL YES because duh and stuff and ends up downing two margaritas, two mojitos and a tequila chaser she has a very firm rule against drinking alcoholic beverages She gets a little drunk as a result, but stays classy, always That s just who Dear G is, a charming girl intent on respecting herself and others at all times I think you would have to read about the time she had sex with 124586 2 like a rabid barnacle in heat to get a good grasp on her admirable disposition She didn t do it because she actually wanted to, or felt like it, you see don t be ridiculous now, such silly considerations are really beneath Dear G She only did it to buy time and keep him distracted from other stuff Georgina s moral probity and sense of self sacrifice are as unheard heard of as they are commendable, if you ask me Are you finally beginning to understand why I fell so hard for the girl And why she will always be in my black, withered heart Ah, young love So touching And the moral of this Bloody Shrimping Hell The Bloody Stinking Books Things I Have to Put Myself Through to Complete the Bloody Fishing MacHalo Cleaning Challenge Crappy Non Review BSHtBSBTIHtPMTtCtBFMCCCNR is You want to read about glorious demons, delicious Nephilim and angel assholes Don t read this crap, read Sandman Slim You re welcome and stuff Pre review nonsense Many a gloriously excruciating eye rolling moment was had in the process of reading this masterpiece Much fun it was Full Bloody Stinking Fish of the Slaughterish Shrimp this Book is so Exceptionally Crappy It Fits Most of My Crappiest of Crappiest Bookshelves Now if that Isn t an Achievement I Don t Know What Is Crappy Non Review BSFotSStBisECIFMoMCoCBNitIaAIDKWICNR to come.Hey, I m only three years late for this buddy read that never was which seems to imply I m not that late after all but hey I would have been if it had but it wasn t so I m not ergo go me and stuff It seems I have finally lost it Worry not MacHalos, we are not going to read this book It s Pleasure Unbound we will be BRing on Oct 16 I m hopeless, I know.BR with my MacHalo Freaks starting Oct 16, 2015.Because surely there must be non crappy, non suicide inducing PNR out thereBlah blah blah thread